Ass-cons, Emoticons of Asses

 We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons, " where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass-cons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) an ass that's been around even more

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

ASCII Using ALT Plus Number

 It's cool and all, being able to use these ASCII characters, but often, I'm asked, is there an easier way to make them? Well, look no further. I'm including a few below:

1. Alt and 1 makes ☺
2. Alt and 2 makes ☻
3. Alt and 3 makes ♥
4. Alt and 4 makes ♦
5. Alt and 5 makes ♣
6. Alt and 6 makes ♠
7. Alt and 7 makes •
8. Alt and 8 makes ◘
9. Alt and 9 makes ♂
10. Alt and 1 and 2 makes ♀
11. Alt and 1 and 3 makes ♪
12. Alt and 1 and 4 makes ♫
13. Alt and 1 and 5 makes ☼
14. Alt and 1 and 6 makes ►
15. Alt and 1 and 7 makes ◄
16. Alt and 1 and 8 makes ↕
17. Alt and 1 and 9 makes ‼
18. Alt and 2 and 0 makes ¶

And for all else:

A Designer's Guide to HTML Symbol Entities

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