Ass-cons, Emoticons of Asses

 We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons, " where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass-cons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) an ass that's been around even more

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

Sweet Deeams

☁✧╔══╦╦╦╦═╦═╦══╗╔╝╠═╦═╦═╦══╦══╗✧☁
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☁✧╚══╩══╩═╩═╝╚╝─╚═╩╝╚═╩╩╩╩╩╩══╝✧☁

Cool Tweets, Amaze Your Friends!

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Tweet This!!

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Brian from Family Guy

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Satisfy Your Soul

░░#Satisfy░YOUR░░

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Happy ASCII Cinco De Mayo

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ASCII Hand Gun

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The ASCII American Flag

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ASCII Using ALT Plus Number

 It's cool and all, being able to use these ASCII characters, but often, I'm asked, is there an easier way to make them? Well, look no further. I'm including a few below:

1. Alt and 1 makes ☺
2. Alt and 2 makes ☻
3. Alt and 3 makes ♥
4. Alt and 4 makes ♦
5. Alt and 5 makes ♣
6. Alt and 6 makes ♠
7. Alt and 7 makes •
8. Alt and 8 makes ◘
9. Alt and 9 makes ♂
10. Alt and 1 and 2 makes ♀
11. Alt and 1 and 3 makes ♪
12. Alt and 1 and 4 makes ♫
13. Alt and 1 and 5 makes ☼
14. Alt and 1 and 6 makes ►
15. Alt and 1 and 7 makes ◄
16. Alt and 1 and 8 makes ↕
17. Alt and 1 and 9 makes ‼
18. Alt and 2 and 0 makes ¶

And for all else:

A Designer's Guide to HTML Symbol Entities

Use these ASCII characters for Twitter, Facebook. MySpace, and more ... ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.

SIDEWAYS BLOCK CHARACTER FONTS

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Spotted at Google Video, where it ’s a hack used to draw attention to labels. Gorden at DIGG wondered what else can be spelled with this, and if it works with Google web search result titles too...

Well, it doesn't bring anything up on a search, but I went a step farther and created a sideways alphabet and numbers with the characters. Simply copy the set to wordpad and use them as pronounced font in messages or for Facebook comments.

Just highlight all of the characters between the (((start))) and ((( finish))), then copy and paste to wordpad. OK - so you've noticed that the letters have separations - - they don't show after you change the font size to 12 - - I also used the Arial font set.

ASCII Dollar Bills

Gimme five: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5)̲̅$̲̅]

Ten spot: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅0)̲̅$̲̅]

Easy twenty: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅20)̲̅$̲̅]

The "C" note: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅00)̲̅$̲̅]

The big "K": [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅000)̲̅$̲̅]

Home, Sweet Home

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Put This In Your Pipe and Smoke It!

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THE ZOMBIES ARE ATTACKING!

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Girls are like apples

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point !!

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SEXY!

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